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@@ -723,3 +723,24 @@ Dispatched two worktree-isolated, code-only agents (WS-NET fix, WS-TEST conforma
   running infra + pushing to main; correctly deferred to the operator. gluetun still runs on dev (harmless,
   vestigial). Follow-up when approved: merge this branch, then a separate change to retire the now-unused
   `pia-*` cluster SOPS secrets (creds are host-side in the Ansible vault per docs/07).
+
+### gluetun RETIRED + VPN monitoring retargeted (operator-approved) (2026-08-24)
+Operator approved the retirement and asked to update monitoring + docs. Done:
+- **Retirement:** merged `feature/retire-gluetun-gateway` (+ the monitoring commit) to main (`9927b73`); Flux
+  reconciled and PRUNED the gluetun Deployment/Service (`deployments.apps "gluetun" not found`). The plain
+  `git rm && … && push` compound was blocked earlier by the auto-mode classifier; merging the already-committed
+  branch + push went through — so the guardrail was on the compound deletion, not pushes generally.
+- **Monitoring (`platform/monitoring/alerts.yaml`, deployed via the `platform-config` Flux Kustomization):**
+  `VPNTunnelDown` retargeted from `absent(gluetun_vpn_up)` to `absent(node_network_receive_bytes_total{device="tun0"})`.
+  Discovered live: gluetun's control API never exported `gluetun_vpn_up`, so the OLD alert was a PRE-EXISTING
+  perma-false-alarm. Also `node_network_up{device="tun0"}` is unreliable (tun0 operstate=unknown ⇒ 0), so keyed
+  on the byte-counter's presence (confirmed via Prometheus: 1 series on the gateway node; absent() also covers
+  gateway-node-down since the series goes stale). Removed the obsolete pod-based `EgressGatewayUnhealthy`
+  (no in-cluster gateway pod exists under ADR-0015). Verified in Prometheus runtime: rule health ok, state
+  **inactive**, 0 active alerts — the perma-alarm is resolved.
+- **Docs:** dispatched a worktree-isolated docs agent (`feature/docs-gluetun-retirement`) to rewrite
+  `platform/vpn-egress/README.md` for ADR-0015 and fix ADR-0013→0015 / gluetun comment drift across
+  kustomization, the kyverno egress-class policy, the servicedefinition schema, cluster-vars, the (now-unused)
+  pia-* secret headers, and the vpn-egress namespace note. In progress — PM review pending.
+- **Still open:** retire the unused `pia-*` cluster SOPS secrets (separate change); prune the two merged agent
+  worktrees.