fix(sso): postStart hooks must exit 0 — nextcloud crashlooped the moment OIDC ran

LIVE REGRESSION, caught on the reconcile after merging #5. nextcloud went
CrashLoopBackOff with FailedPostStartHook, 7 restarts, and apps-wave-1/2 stalled.

ROOT CAUSE — a latent bug that could never fire until now. The final statement of
nextcloud's postStart script was:

    [ "$p" -ge 15 ] && nextcloud_oidc_fail "could not promote ... after retries"

On the SUCCESS path (p < 15) the test returns 1, and as the script's LAST command that
becomes the hook's exit status. A non-zero postStart exit makes the kubelet KILL the
container. This was harmless for as long as the OIDC guard above it was dead code that
exited 0 first (see 3484955) — fixing that guard made the block execute for the first
time in these apps' deployed lifetime, and the bug fired immediately.

That is the honest sequence: the previous commit did not introduce this defect, it
UNCOVERED it. Two bugs stacked, and the outer one hid the inner one.

FIX: convert to a plain `if`, then `exit 0` explicitly, with a comment recording why.

Also made gitea's hook explicit. Its last statement already returned 0 on both paths, so
it was correct by accident of ordering; leaving one hook implicitly-safe and one
explicitly-safe invites exactly this class back. Both now end with an unconditional
`exit 0`, and both say why in-file.

Every failure path in both hooks still logs loudly to stderr AND writes a marker file on
the persistent volume, and deliberately does NOT crash the pod — the break-glass local
admin must stay usable. That contract is now actually honoured; before, the success path
was the one that crashed.

Fixed in catalog/ (the ServiceDefinitions are the source of truth) and goldens
regenerated; render==golden green, renderer selftest PASS.

Serves: R-IDP-02, R-IDP-06, R-GITOPS-02.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <[email protected]>

catalog/nextcloud.yaml

@@ -203,7 +203,17 @@ lifecycle:
             [ "$missing" = 0 ] && break
             p=$((p + 1)); sleep 2
           done
-          [ "$p" -ge 15 ] && nextcloud_oidc_fail "could not promote all $ADMIN_SRC_GROUP members into 'admin' after retries"
+          if [ "$p" -ge 15 ]; then
+            nextcloud_oidc_fail "could not promote all $ADMIN_SRC_GROUP members into 'admin' after retries"
+          fi
+          # A postStart hook MUST exit 0. A non-zero exit makes the kubelet KILL the container
+          # (FailedPostStartHook -> CrashLoopBackOff), which is exactly what happened on 2026-09-01:
+          # the final statement used to be `[ "$p" -ge 15 ] && nextcloud_oidc_fail ...`, so on the
+          # SUCCESS path the test returned 1 and became the script's exit status. That was latent for
+          # as long as the OIDC guard above was dead code and exited 0 first; fixing the guard
+          # exposed it immediately. Every failure path here logs loudly and writes a marker file and
+          # deliberately does NOT crash the pod — the break-glass local admin must stay usable.
+          exit 0
 exposure: public                # edge port-forward + public DNS (docs/09; R-DNS/R-NET)
 egress: internet                # normal WAN egress (docs/03; R-NET-05) — app store, integrity checks
 storage: