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@@ -3244,3 +3244,57 @@ standing as a deliberate red.** Writing a test tagged R-TLS-02 that silently ver
 and renewal would report the requirement as met while a third of its normative text is
 unimplemented — which is the one thing this harness exists to prevent. The choice is the
 architect's, not an agent's.
+
+---
+
+## 2026-09-13 (evening) — HANDOFF RESOLVED: all five WIP branches finished and merged
+
+The five branches parked earlier today after the session rate limit are **all complete, gated and
+merged**. That handoff table is superseded; nothing from it remains pending.
+
+| branch | outcome |
+|---|---|
+| `fix/scrape-targets-for-inert-alerts` | merged — `longhorn_*` 8717 series / `longhorn-backend` up=3, `certmanager_*` 104 series / 1 target, verified through the Flux+Helm path, not a hand-apply |
+| `fix/gate-does-not-pass-on-skipped-stages` | merged — PASS/0, BLOCKED/1, UNDETERMINED/3; independently re-verified both branches |
+| `fix/postbuild-substitution-catches-dollar-mangling` | merged — 357 assertions; rejects the exact pre-16b7fcd manifest |
+| `fix/qbittorrent-durable-webui-credential` | merged — arrs restored from `isValid: false` to `true`, survived a real pod recreation, hook logged `VERIFIED:` on a genuine postStart |
+| `feat/close-c2-coverage-gaps` | merged — coverage **51/51, 0 gaps** |
+
+**The new guard earned its place within minutes.** `flux-postbuild-substitution` BLOCKED the very
+next merge on `apps/wave-0/qbittorrent.yaml:155` — a doubled dollar inside the postStart hook's own
+comment *explaining the doubled-dollar hazard*. That is the second time in one day the trap caught an
+explanation of itself: the original fix (`16b7fcd`) shipped the same mistake in its comment and was
+only caught by re-reading. Machine 1, humans 0.
+
+**Two regressions I introduced today, both found and fixed:**
+- **kube-state-metrics OOMKilled 91 times.** Enabling `customResourceState` for the Velero Schedule
+  metrics added a CRD informer plus the mandatory CRD list/watch, crossing a 128Mi limit that already
+  sat ~4 MiB above a 111 MiB working set (6h peak 123.3 MiB). Thirteen `kube_*` rules were therefore
+  *intermittently* inert — the quiet form of the same class — with `KubePodNotReady` and
+  `KubeDeploymentReplicasMismatch` stuck pending on it. Raised to 384Mi (~3x peak; nodes report
+  18.7–22.3 GiB free). Now 0 restarts.
+- **A plaintext password in Secret metadata.** `qbittorrent-bootstrap` was hand-created with
+  `kubectl apply`, so its `kubectl.kubernetes.io/last-applied-configuration` annotation carried
+  `webui-password` in the clear. Annotations surface where `data` does not. Removed; data intact.
+
+**Also caught by the gate, worth remembering:** an agent left a *self-referential symlink*
+(`home-network-k3s -> .`) inside the read-only spec repo while trying to make it visible to a gate
+clone. Spec content was untouched (0 tracked modifications, HEAD still the pinned commit) but
+`spec-immutability` correctly refused to call the tree clean and BLOCKED the merge. Agent briefs
+should say how to expose the spec repo to a clone without writing into it.
+
+### Open, characterised, not fixed
+- **`LonghornVolumeCapacityHigh` will fire permanently.** It reads
+  `longhorn_volume_actual_size_bytes / capacity` — ALLOCATION, not usage. Prometheus's TSDB volume
+  (50Gi, `retentionSize: 45GiB`) reads 0.973 while the kubelet sees the same filesystem ~20% used,
+  because Longhorn never returns freed blocks without discard/TRIM. By-design and unclearable, i.e.
+  the permanently-firing class. Delegated: split the "filesystem filling" alarm (kubelet stats) from
+  the "pool exhaustion" one (actual_size, at node/disk level), and assess TRIM plus whether 45GiB of
+  50Gi is sane — both owner-facing.
+- **Twelve `apps/*` `<app>-down` SLI rules discover zero targets**: their ServiceMonitors select
+  `port: metrics` and no app Service defines that port. `PrometheusTargetsMissing` cannot see it
+  either — a never-discovered target has no `up` series to be 0. Delegated, including the likelihood
+  that several of these apps export no Prometheus metrics at all and need a different liveness signal.
+- **R-TLS-02 still needs the owner** (revocation is not implementable with cert-manager).
+- **`path_requirements()` leaves 159 of 613 tracked paths (26%) unmapped** — 56 prose, 103 non-prose.
+  Measured today; smaller than the 255/476 an older branch claimed, still the larger fail-open.