Jackett failed on 2026-09-30 in the most expensive way available: HTTP 200 and a
plausible page. oauth2-proxy answers an unauthenticated XHR with a 302 to Keycloak
rather than a 401; the browser follows it silently against a live SSO session and
the call resolves 200 carrying a 44 KB HTML dashboard where the app's JavaScript
wanted JSON. The user is never re-prompted, reloading never helps, and every uptime
check stays green. `jackett-down` watches replicas_available, which was 1 throughout.
The reason nothing alerted turns out not to be a missing rule. Measured on prod:
count by (__name__) ({__name__=~"oauth2_proxy.*"})
oauth2_proxy_requests_in_flight => 2
Two series, both from the SHARED forward-auth Deployment. The six per-app gate
sidecars (crafty, jackett, pihole, qbittorrent, radarr, sonarr) publish nothing at
all: no --metrics-address, so the metrics listener never starts; no `metrics`
container port; no ServiceMonitor or PodMonitor selects them. The alert the incident
calls for — sustained auth redirects to an authenticated user — is therefore NOT
WRITABLE, and writing it anyway would have shipped a rule that is present,
evaluating, permanently silent and indistinguishable from health.
So alert on the condition that made the incident invisible, from families that ARE
scraped:
OAuth2ProxyGateUnobserved
count by (namespace) (kube_pod_container_info{container="oauth2-proxy"})
unless
count by (namespace) (up{container="oauth2-proxy"})
kube_pod_container_info is kube-state-metrics (a declared scrape owner) and sees the
container whether or not it exports anything; `up` is UNIVERSAL and carries a
`container` label for any target, so the rule needs no advance knowledge of what job
name a future per-app scrape picks. Nothing in it touches oauth2_proxy_*, so it
cannot be inert for the reason it is reporting. Run verbatim against live prod it
returns six namespaces and correctly excludes oauth2-proxy. It clears per namespace
as each gate gains a real scrape.
Also:
- promtool companion test pinning all four states: fires unscraped, quiet when
scraped, honours for:1h, and STOPS once a scrape appears under a different job name.
- runbooks/oauth2-proxy-auth-failures.md — tell the gate's refusal from the group
check from the app's own login from an XHR that silently got HTML, with the
2026-09-30 jackett trace as the worked example and the Loki queries to use while
there are no metrics. Registered in the configMapGenerator and README.
- runbooks/README.md gains an inert-alerts row for the unscraped sidecars.
Rejected: an alert on the shared proxy's oauth2_proxy_requests_total ratio. It needs
a conformance/ SCRAPE_OWNERS entry (human approval) and, decisively, would not have
fired on this incident — the shared instance is not in any sidecar-gated app's data
path and its current pods have proxied nothing. It would have looked like coverage
and been none.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <[email protected]>
decisions/ — the handoff log, one file per entry
This directory is the decision log. ../DECISIONS-LOG.md is the frozen archive of
everything written before 2026-09-29 and is never edited again (see "The archive is
frozen" below).
Why this exists
DECISIONS-LOG.md was append-only in a single file, and every agent appended to its
tail. Two branches that both append hit the same last hunk, so git cannot
auto-merge them: the second one to be reviewed conflicts, and so does the third, and
the fourth. Measured on 2026-09-29: four of the five open PRs were unmergeable, and
DECISIONS-LOG.md was the only conflicting file in all four:
#22 fix/crafty-oauth2-proxy-signin CONFLICT (content): DECISIONS-LOG.md
#20 feat/conformance-job-template CONFLICT (content): DECISIONS-LOG.md
#19 feat/conformance-trigger-kubeconfig CONFLICT (content): DECISIONS-LOG.md
#18 feat/conformance-runner-image CONFLICT (content): DECISIONS-LOG.md
#17 feat/ci-is-the-approver clean (it touched no log entry)
Nothing was wrong with any of those changes. The log's storage format serialised work that was otherwise parallel, and it got worse with every concurrent branch: N branches produce N-1 rebases, each of which invalidates any gate run that preceded it.
The fix is the obvious one for concurrent appenders: stop sharing a file. Each handoff is its own file. Two agents writing handoffs touch disjoint paths, so there is nothing for git to merge and nothing to conflict. This scales to any number of parallel branches with zero coordination — which is the point, since the agents are deliberately isolated from each other in separate worktrees and cannot coordinate.
There is deliberately no index file and no counter. An index would be a shared
mutable file — exactly the thing that just failed — and a sequence number would have
two agents racing for 0043. The directory listing is the index.
Writing an entry
One file per handoff, named:
decisions/YYYY-MM-DD-<slug>.md
<slug> is lowercase [a-z0-9-]. Use your branch name's last segment — it is
already unique per unit of work, which is precisely the property the filename needs.
A branch fix/crafty-oauth2-proxy-signin handed off on 2026-09-29 writes:
decisions/2026-09-29-crafty-oauth2-proxy-signin.md
The file is YAML frontmatter followed by three required sections:
---
date: 2026-09-29
branch: fix/crafty-oauth2-proxy-signin
title: The Keycloak gate works — Crafty's own login was the wall
---
## What changed
Prose. What you actually did, and why.
## What I verified
The measurements, with their numbers. Quote the field you read, not the prose you
believed. Name the gate result and its exit code.
## What I did NOT verify
Everything else. An honest "UNVERIFIED" is worth more than an optimistic "green" —
this repo has been burned by the difference more than once.
All three headings are required and enforced (ci/decisions-log.sh). They are
CLAUDE.md §7's contract; making them a checked structure is what stops an entry
degrading into "done ✅".
Reading the log
The whole log, oldest first:
ls decisions/[0-9]*.md | sort
The current PM handoff — the newest entry. Ties within a day are broken by what landed
on main last, which is the honest answer, so ask git rather than the filename:
git log --diff-filter=A --format='%H' --name-only -- 'decisions/[0-9]*.md' \
| grep '^decisions/' | head -1
For a quick skim of who said what:
grep -H '^title:' decisions/[0-9]*.md | sort
The archive is frozen
DECISIONS-LOG.md is read-only history. Its SHA-256 is pinned in
decisions/ARCHIVE.sha256 and ci/decisions-log.sh fails the merge gate if the file
changes. That is not ceremony: without it, the next agent to read runbooks/ or an old
CLAUDE.md habit appends to the tail again and re-creates the conflict for everybody
else, silently, one PR at a time.
If the archive genuinely must change (a leaked credential to redact, say), that is a
deliberate, reviewed act: change it, run sha256sum DECISIONS-LOG.md > decisions/ARCHIVE.sha256,
and say in your handoff entry why. Re-pinning is visible in the diff. Appending is not.